N is For Night Ape

The night ape is one of the smallest primates in the world, about the size of a squirrel, commonly found in the forested parts of Africa. The Afrikaans term is nagapie (little night ape). Another name for the delightful little creature is bushbaby, which I adopted (see my blurb). Despite its size, the night ape is exceptionally vocal, producing loud shrill cries surprisingly like those of a human baby.

I can attest to that, I had a bushbaby as a pet when I was thirteen: Little One. We got him from one of those Congolese trader s who used to stand by the side of the main roads to the other Copperbelt towns peddling everything from monkeys to parrots. The poor creatures were almost always starving, some of them barely a couple of weeks old, after being taken from mothers who’d been killed for their babies. I died a thousand deaths every time we passed one of these men.  Thank God, it wasn’t that often.

Little One could fit into the palm of my hand when we got him. During the day, he slept in my dressing gown pocket, which I kept in my wardrobe. He got around by making kangaroo-like hops across my room or by simply walking or running on all four legs. When he got a fright, he’d shoot straight up in the air to a height of at least six feet with a loud shriek, his eyes almost popping out of his head. He loved to bounce from my dressing table to my desk to the curtain valance and then hang there before dropping down onto my bed. Mostly, I slept like a log. Other times, I’d call to him and he’d snuggle into my neck, making small tock tock sounds, his tail curling around my face in swirl of downy fur. And then one day, he got out. I was heartbroken. I kept a lookout for him for a long time.

K is For Kangaroo Rat

On one of my hikes up the hill behind my house—this was before I got the dogs—I ran down Park Avenue, a steep winding road that ends in the middle of downtown Laguna Beach, and then it’s couple of miles back to my house up the canyon. Halfway down where the road makes a steep curve, I discovered one of these little creatures huddled in the concrete crease between the road and the sidewalk.

A baby guinea pig, I thought. Someone’s pet. Every now and then a car would whizz by and he’d press himself against the side of the concrete. A hawk hovered above. Rolling up the front hem of my sweatshirt, I checked for cars then kneeled in the road and, using the hem as a kind of scoop with both hands, I tried to lift him up. He shuffled forward. I followed, scooped with one hand and with the other gently tipped him into my pouch. I continued down Park Avenue, walking now, both hands cupped around my passenger. Thirty-five minutes later, I turned into my driveway just as my friend and neighbor across the street emerged from her gate. After calling to her, I told her what happened and opened my sweatshirt to show her the baby guinea pig.

She peered down at the little creature. “Um, that’s no guinea pig. That’s a kangaroo rat.” She laughed. “You just rescued a rat.”

At first I felt embarrassed that I didn’t know the difference between a guinea pig or a rat, but then I decided it didn’t matter. There was no way I could’ve have walked away from that frightened little creature. Releasing my rescue in the vacant lot next to my house, I watched him scamper away.