Versatile Blogger Award!

I was just nominated for a Versatile Blogger Award by YA author, Rod Tyson of Suffolk, UK (don’t you just love how small the world has become?). Thanks Rod!

Each nominee should:

1) Nominate 15 fellow bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award

2) Add an image of the Versatile Blogger Award

3) Thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link to their site

4) In the same post share seven completely random facts about yourself

5) Include this set of rules

6) Inform each nominated blogger of their nomination by posting a comment on each of their blogs

Seven random things about myself:

  1. I sleep naked
  2. I don’t allow spider or other creature-killing in my house (or presence for that matter)
  3. I love anchovies, fish paste and Bovril
  4. For years, I made ceramic sculptures, which I sold at craft fairs (thanks Rod for reminding me–he did something like that too!)
  5. I can make an owl-like sound through my tongue
  6. The sound of certain men singer’s voices makes me melt: right now there’s a couple—James Mercer of the Shins, and Matt Berninger of The National
  7. I once saved someone from drowning without intending to

Here are the bloggers I’m nominating:

The Single Cell

Woman Wielding Words

The Review Girl

Word by Word

Divine Source

HideAHeart

The Things She Thinks About

EastbayWriter

WroteByRote

Ute Carbone

Cate Russell-Cole

 

 

 

 

Victory Garden

There’s this nine-by-four-foot strip of dirt in front of my writing studio where my ex planted the last of three stands of different types of bamboo around our handkerchief-sized yard. Twenty years later this particular stand started dying. This was shortly after he disappeared for good—a whole other story—some kind of blight; the canes turned yellow and the leaves dropped until it looked like a scene from Cormac McCarthy’s, The Road. Ignoring conventional wisdom that it’s impossible to get rid of bamboo without dynamite, for the next six months I went at what seemed like an underground forest with a pickaxe, a bit at a time.

When most of the big stuff was out, I sat in the dirt and hacked at the rest with a small hand hoe until every last bit of bamboo was out. I wanted to plant wildflowers, create a carpet of color. I could just see it. My first Single-Person garden. But I was concerned about Fergie, who was four months old at the time and, unlike Jake, a digger. I couldn’t have her ruining my first big gardening project. I tried to catch her in action to discourage further problems, and managed to do so in this shot, a full body dig.

As you can see, her head and front paws are a blur from the vigor of her endeavor. Every time I managed to catch her doing the deed, I’d yell and charge toward her. She’d freeze and stare at me like I’d lost my mind then flee into my writing studio.

What to do? Should I build a little fence around my new garden? Should I plant cacti instead? Full grown bushes? No. I wanted flowers, lots of colorful flowers. The wildflowers had come to represent my new life, my independence. I had to have them. I would just remain vigilant over Fergie’s digging.

Finally, every last root was out. I rototilled, added soil-enrichers and it was done. Rake in hand, I stared down at the rich black earth, my heart swelling with pride and excitement. Fergie padded over and stood gazing down at the ground with me.

“No digging, right?” I said, sternly. It was just enough of a reprimand to send her dashing for my studio. Jake appeared out of nowhere and charged after her. I sighed. I was kidding myself. I couldn’t do this. I couldn’t stand to have her dig up my plants and I wasn’t going to do anything about it if she did. There would be no wildflowers;  I’d figure out later what to plant.

It was just enough of a reprimand to send her dashing for my studio. Jake appeared out of nowhere and charged after her. I sighed. I was kidding myself. I couldn’t do this. I couldn’t stand to have her dig up my plants and I wasn’t going to do anything about it if she did. There would be no wildflowers;  I’d figure out later what to plant.

Two days later, as I stepped out my gate to get the newspaper, I noticed a bag propped against the gate. It was a packet of wildflowers seeds. My landscaping buddy, Laural, from across the street. She’d heard me going on about my plans. I stared down at the bag. Screw it. I was going for it. If only one flower survived Fergie’s excavations that was good enough for me.

I sowed the seeds, hoping I was doing it right. A month later, Laural gave me half a bag of daffodil bulbs. I stuck those in the soil as well, and then for the next four months, I tended the soil, yelled at Fergie, and worked on letting it go whenever she dug anything up.

And then yesterday morning, on my way to my studio with a cup of tea in my hand, I was caught by the sight of a single daffodil beginning to bloom in my garden. Raindrops from the icy rainstorm that blew through Laguna Beach glistened on the leaves. Not exactly a carpet of color. My victory garden.

Be Silly

Be Silly. That’s what was imprinted on a license plate in front of me today, as I drove up Laguna Canyon Road to a yoga class in Irvine. I couldn’t help smiling. Instant love for the driver, an older man from what I could see. There were four people in the car. Four heads in an old beige Mercedes tootling up the road. No doubt they were all were wearing Groucho Marx clip-on noses with attached black eyeglass rims and eyebrow tufts. Maybe one of them, not the driver, I mean he’s older, safety conscious and all, had on a pair of swim fins, another, Ronald McDonald red-striped tights. Maybe one of the men wore a tu-tu. A mauve one.

I just knew if I pulled up alongside them at the stop sign at El Toro Road, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen would burst from the windows and all four heads would jerk back and forth in time, with the foursome singing at the top of their lungs along with the group. If I continued alongside the rocking car up the canyon, I would see them lift their chins and sing the final chorus, “Nothing really matter, nothing really matters to me,” all mellow and melodic, lips stretched to the sky. And I would sing along with them.

Passing The Mantle

First Campaign Challenge from Rachael Harrie’s Fourth Platform Building Campaign

This is where we’re supposed to write a short story/flash fiction in 200 words or less, in any format, including a poem. Begin the story with the words, “Shadows crept across the wall.” As an added challenge, do one of the following: end with the words, “everything faded,” use the word “orange,” write in the same genre as we usually write and make the story exactly 200 words. I hit them all in 190 words. Here’s my story.

Shadows crept across the wall of the old witch doctor Anashe’s hut. Outside, a ghostly full moon hung in a sky splashed with fuchsia, gold and orange above the remains of the sun. Anashe’s once robust form barely creased the thin coir mattress on the floor where she lay. She knew her time was short.

An assortment of yellowed animal bones lay scattered a few feet away on the well worn dirt floor, magic bones that kept her informed of her seventeen-year-old grandson Tururu’s movements six hundred miles to the north in the copper mines. She thrashed from side to side in agitation. He was not ready.

Her vision dimmed and she felt her mind drifting. She struggled to focus even though she knew it was useless; the Great Mother Amai Vedu Africa awaited her. A part of her had thought she would live forever. Sighing, she closed her eyes and felt the pain and tension in her body and heart begin to ease. She knew what she had to do. She whispered the words that would take her to where she needed to go one last time. Everything faded.


Tagged

So, yesterday, I got tagged. Finally! I thought, I’m a candidate for the Pulitzer prize! Or else that naked shot of me in the background of my ex-boyfriend’s wedding at Heisler Park was tagged on Facebook (okay, it wasn’t an ex-boyfriend).  Not so.  Instead, YA author W. Chaser, invited me to answer some questions, eleven to be precise, and then I’m supposed to pass the tag on, so others can answer the questions I’ve posed. You know what, it was “funner” than I thought it would be.

1. If you could be any fictional baddie who would you be and why?

Sauron, because he’s magnificently bad

2. If you could go back in time and stop someone being born who would it be?

Hitler

3. When do you get your most inspirational ideas?

What inspirational ideas? Just kidding. Any time, but there have been those absolutely out of the blue ones that wake me up

4.  If you had to live without either books or music, which would it be?

Neither. I couldn’t live without books or music

5.  Who provides the most encouragement for your writing?

My girlfriend who reads for me

6.  If you could have one wish, what would it be?

You mean something other than a million other wishes? I could get all philosophical on you but I won’t. How about a five year long trip around the world?

7.  Do you remember your dreams and do they influence your writing?

Yes. And Yes.

8.  What word do you frequently misspell?

Actually, I don’t. I’m a spelling freak. (Now watch, you’ll find a misspelled word in my answers)

9.  How much influence in your writing do you take from other people’s opinions?

I’m way open to suggestions, is that the same as being influenced by other people’s opinions?

10. If there is one book you wish you’d written, what is it?

“Don’t Lets Go To The Dogs Tonight, by Alexandra Fuller

11. Starter or Desert?

Starter, hands down. Lots of ‘em

So, I now have 11 questions for 11 new protagonists :

1) What book have you always wanted to read, but still haven’t gotten around to it?

2) What classic book do you feel is overrated? Why?

3) What is your favorite movie adaptation of a book?  Least favorite?

4) Where is your favorite place to write?

5) Pen, pencil or computer?

6) What was your favorite toy as a child?

7) What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

8) If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one ability or quality, what would it be?

9) What are five songs you hate to admit you love?

10) Where is your dream destination, (or place you’ve always wanted to go)?

11) What are the top five things on your bucket list?

CherylAnn Ham

Jolene Stockman

My First Book

Minivan Momma

Doreen McGettigan

east.bay.writer

Wrotebyrote

Harlotsharpiesharridans

Cindy Thrasher

Been there, done that!

Crazy California Claire

If you choose to take the challenge, please post a link from your answers to this post. Have fun and pass it along to 11 more bloggers.

Togetherness

I’ve been feeling wiped out for the past week, with this pathetic little cough, have to constantly pour something down my throat it feels so dry. Beer works quite well, all that fizz. So yesterday, I take Fergie and Jake in for their usual immunizations and mention that Jake’s been hacking, had to be that stick he shredded. Would the vet please take a look down his throat, ‘cause I couldn’t see anything myself. He does. Nothing. He listens to Jake’s chest.

Kennel cough, the vet tells me. It’s an upper respiratory infection. Oh no, my baby, I say and stifle a cough. The Poods (short for poodles, my cute alternate name for my Staffies) get their shots, Jake gets a little wagon full of medicines and off we go. It was only hours later that I got to thinking. Yup. I have kennel cough. I looked it up online.  But I’ve managed to survive for a week; if I get any worse, maybe I’ll take a couple of Jake’s pills.

Nkana Swimming Baths

Donna, my fellow hockey playing chum from the old days, in Kitwe/Nkana, Zambia (the place from which I thankfully escaped), got me connected to the Kitwe Past/Present Facebook page where there’s all these photos posted from those days. The town is now just called Kitwe, not sure why. Used to be the name given to the commerce side of the place. Nkana was the mining part where I lived. In my day it was owned by Anglo/American when the copper mines were pumping and there was money to be made, and housing, schooling and hospitalization were free.

So, despite myself, I’m checking out these photos. And feeling very sad at how Nkana has changed. I left after independence but since then copper prices plunged, all the skilled workers left, and now Zambia is one of the poorest in the world.

This is a photo of the Swimming Baths, where I swam on the Copperbelt swim team and where I met that champion diver from the Zimbabwean team–what was his name? Damn, he was good looking. Six months later, we had a very exciting, hormone-filled grope on the platform at Bulawayo train station where I had briefly escaped my parents and little brother on our thousand mile journey down to Durban, South Africa to holiday on its white sands. I was fifteen.

This was also where I jumped from the top diving board without holding my nose like the ninnies did. This is also where I stuffed toilet paper in the cups of my two piece “cozzie” (bathing suit), where all us girls undressed together in one big cement-floored change room, me pressed against the wall to hide my “bumps.”  This is where I met the guy who was determined to stop me from getting married. Unfortunately, he didn’t succeed. And two years later, this is where I took my baby son to play in that turquoise blue fountain to play.

Below is a photo of me in the Swimming Baths heyday (and mine!). And sans stuffing in my bra.

 

 

I’m in a Campaign!

I just signed up for Rachael Harrie’s Fourth Platform Building Campaign. What it’s about is meeting like-minded authors/bloggers, following new blogs and acquiring new followers in return. Oh, and there are writing challenges. Gulp. Just kidding. I’m looking forward to this. Sign up here. Before February 15th!

Oh, no, my icons for Facebook, Twitter, etc. (not to mention the actual campaign badge) won’t appear unless I have this second paragraph, just in case you wanted to “like/follow me.” See, I was right to be anxious about this. Please read on to get there. Thanks fellow campaigners!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Margaritas With Jake

I am so ready for another trip up to my girlfriend’s cabin in Fawnskin, along the north Shore of Big Bear Lake in the San Bernardino Mountains. I’m suffering from that gotta get out of here feeling again, plus the cabin is a great place to write. Even though we’re in the middle of winter, the view from the flatlands down here is that there’s hardly any snow up there; it’s been unseasonably warm. The journey takes two hours from Laguna Beach.  Well, actually two hours and ten minutes, since I’ve always had to stop for Jake, my Staffordshire bull terrier to throw up. Twenty minutes up that winding mountain road makes him car sick. And this time there’s Fergie to consider. Will she also barf?

I can relate to the barfing. That’s what I used to do on every car trip the family took—in our Ford Prefect—especially driving Zambia’s escarpments. My dad did his stopping-only-to-pee thing (in the bush, of course, no toilets) on our way down to South Africa to visit the relatives, before heading for Durban, jewel of the Indian Ocean. Well, it used to be. I had to stick my head out of the window to upchuck, which was always refreshing. When we stopped at Beit Bridge on the border between Zimbabwe and South Africa for petrol, the native attendant would clean it off nicely; I’d get a treasured Pepsi (unavailable in Zambia at the time) and my parents would have a “sundowner” before getting back on the road.

Even though Jake tosses his food every time, I’m always unprepared.  Ever the optimist? Shot memory? So the last time, there he is sitting next to me, gazing out the passenger-side window like he does, checking out the scenery. Transported by the sounds of the group Bon Iver on the radio, I don’t notice that he starts swallowing like mad, tongue darting in and out: a sure sign of blast-off. I feel his white-rimmed intense Staffie gaze and turn to look at him.

“Wait, wait!” I cry.

With barely a glance in my rear view mirror, I swerve onto a rocky ledge in a cloud of dust and slam on brakes. Still yelling at him, I dive for the closest thing, which happens to be my sweatshirt, to prevent his spew from getting all over the place. Too late. Poor baby just couldn’t hold it. I won’t bore you with the details, I’ll just tell you that he missed my sweatshirt by a hair. The worst part of it, well, almost the worst, is how mortified he gets when something like this happens. Even though I jolly up the whole incident.

“Wow, look at that,” I’ll say in my manically happy voice while stroking him soothingly. All the while I’m eyeing the floor to see if his meal ended up in the hard to reach nooks and crannies. It didn’t I later discovered.

But Jake is not to be mollified. Keeping his eyes downcast he humps into the backseat and curls up in a tight unhappy ball. Up at the cabin, I open the car’s back door for him but all he does is ease up into a sitting position and stare forlornly through the window. Until he sees a squirrel. All is forgotten. He jets from the car and streaks after it.

For the next six days we get into a routine of hiking the hills where Jake can chase squirrels to his heart’s desire—no rangers up here—and an occasional trip into town for forgotten groceries. And I write with abandon. Is it the refreshing mountain air, or is because I don’t get distracted by the cobwebs in my studio and the sudden desire to weed?

On our last day, I decide to have dinner in Big Bear City (population 5779). I’d been craving Mexican food and I wanted to take my time over chips and salsa and a margarita. A jumbo with lots of salt. But I’m torn. I’m not that fond of eating alone and I won’t leave Jake. My craving overtakes me. So at sunset, I bundle up and Jake I head into town to find a Mexican restaurant. My plan is to leave him in the car while I charge inside to order something to go and while I wait I’ll have a margarita. I stop at the first Mexican restaurant I come to: Azteca Grill Baja-Style.

“Sit anywhere,” the cheerful waitress yells over her shoulder as she bustles by.

I wait  at the bar then give her my order and disclose my plan, adding conversationally that Jake’s waiting for me in the car.

“You can bring him out there, if you like,” she said, inclining her head toward an enclosed deserted patio.

I charge back to the car and with Jake attached to his leash I head for the patio, my breath coming out in small steamy clouds from the cold. Grinning up at me the entire way to the table I selected, Jake starts to jump up onto the chair opposite me. Eyes darting around in case someone saw this move, I give him a surreptitious shake of the head. With an embarrassed look, he slides from the chair and settles down next to my feet. The waitress brings me my margarita, chips and machaca burrito. I drink, scoop salsa and share my burrito with Jake, trying not to mess too much from my uncontrollable shivering from the cold. He doesn’t seem to notice.

Lion’s Roar

Okay, another writing prompt, this one from a fellow African, “The Gypsy Mama.”  Write for five minutes on the word “Roar.”

I’m lying on a narrow bunk–in that tight “V” in the front of the boat my just-married son’s South African in-laws commissioned for the entire family for the honeymoon–alongside is my husband on another bunk.  Separated by the walkway, our feet almost touch at the tip of the “V”.  I can’t sleep.  It’s only the third day of our week-long trip on Lake Kariba, Zambia, where I’d spent many a holiday back when the country was still called Northern Rhodesia, when I lived in Nkana as a kid and then when I was married to my sons’ father.

Now, I’m an American citizen, living in the States with another husband, an American, who’s freaking out.  Mr. Amiable is not admitting this.  Instead, he seems to have shut down, barely functioning, shunning me.  This is the first time I’ve seen this side of him. At least to this extent.

He spent the entire day on the top deck, sitting uncovered in a chair under a punishing African sun nursing a single beer, despite my pleadings, my two sons’ at first jokey jabs– that’s how he’s always communicated with them; they know him as Mr. Sardonic Wit, with a disarming self-effacing side–and then hey, Mom, what’s up with him?

I will realize years later when he starts disappearing for weeks at a time without explanation after twenty-five years of marriage, before bailing altogether, that this along with a lot of other things weren’t my fault, that his attacks (oh so witty, yet oh so punishing) were defense mechanisms, a way to distance people, until he couldn’t keep up the facade anymore.  But I hadn’t caught on yet.  I was still throwing pieces of myself out of the basket beneath the hot air balloon that was our marriage to keep it afloat.

I toss and turn on the hard bunk, wanting to reach out to him, to comfort him.  Off in the distance, a lion roars, a sound unlike that you’ll find up close on a safari or in a zoo; this sound is deeper, like it’s coming from the soul of the animal, mournful and true in the night air.

I lie there succumbing to the sound and remembering those days when me, my mom and dad and little brother lived on Kantanta Street, when it didn’t go all the way down to the pump station and the Kafue river, when I could hear lions roaring  in the bush at night as I lay on my bed wishing I was someone else.  And then all those trips with my parents up to East Africa along dust ruts that passed for roads hearing the lions’s soft grunts as they padded around our rondavels at night.

I relax, comforted by the sound of the lion’s roar, feeling a deep kinship that brings tears to my eyes, that makes my heart soar and I am comforted.